Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Okay everybody scootch over in the clown car, Rick Santorum has just donned his red nose and announced he is joining the GOP circus.

Courtesy of CNN: 

Rick Santorum, the former Pennsylvania senator who mounted an unexpectedly strong bid for the Republican nomination in 2012, is making another bid for the White House.

Just what we need in 2016, another religious zealot, who hates progress, worships Ronald Reagan, and love the sound of his own voice.

The guy's a joke, but he is certainly not the only one running for the Republican nomination.

Here let's revisit some of the ridiculous things Santorum said that LAST time he lost the nomination.

Here he is on birth control:

"One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.... Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that's okay, contraception is okay. It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be." 

Demonstrating his diplomacy:

"All the people who live in the West Bank are Israelis, they're not Palestinians. There is no 'Palestinian.' This is Israeli land."

And trotting out a little racism:

"The question is — and this is what Barack Obama didn't want to answer — is that human life a person under the Constitution? And Barack Obama says no. Well if that person — human life is not a person, then — I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say, 'We're going to decide who are people and who are not people.'"

Oh yeah, he will make a fine addition to the clown car. 

29 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:38 PM

    Blah people, no contraception, can't wait.

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  2. Anonymous2:42 PM

    "...the dangers of contraception in this country..."

    !#$!@#$!#$!@#$!@$

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    1. Anonymous5:50 PM

      My goodness. Yes, let's do away with contraception. Then, Rick, how will we feed, clothe and educate all the children? How will they be raised when their mothers die in the 10th consecutive year of childbirth? How will Daddy earn enough at Walmart to buy a shack and food? The GOP...lots of ideas, none of them worth spit.

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  3. Anonymous2:54 PM

    "how things are supposed to be" --- Rick Santorum, translated as "I'm going to decide what is my version of reality and you have to live by my fantasy."

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  4. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Like Hillary just said, "What Planet are these guys on"?, or something like that.
    The brains of the entire Republican batch wouldn't fill Hillary's or Obama's brain. Not even close.

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    1. Anonymous3:25 PM

      What century do they live in?

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    2. Anonymous5:49 PM

      One with three digits.

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  5. Shooting Bunnies2:55 PM

    I believe that 90% of the GOPee'ers that run are doing so only for name recognition, to get their face out their hoping for a big windfall from Fox News to be a commentator, or to sell their current book and write a new one, to just generally be the clown act before the first act - the debates.

    I can just imagine the logistical nightmare of the GOP and Reince Repeat Reince having to assign seat numbers on the clown bus. I suggest everybody have their cell phone camera and records available at all times!

    I filled one room with popcorn, made a shit ton of ice tea, and the crackers, cheese and wine are chilling in the frig. I am hoping for fisticuffs by the end of round 2!! Don't let me down GOP.

    Oh, and Hey Reince and the rest of the GOP - Where's Sarah? Run, Sarah, Run!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort, snort* HAHAHAHAHAHA

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    1. Anonymous3:34 PM

      I should never check IM while at work. LOL! Well done Shooting Bunnies and I'm right there with you!

      Sheesh

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    2. I think they're only doing it for the money. With Citizen's United and the defanged Dodd-Frank they can make money hand over fist and never have to report sources or even how much. They literally have a license to legally steal.

      Just look at Sarah Pac.

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  6. Anonymous3:07 PM

    Gryphen,
    Sarah is pandering to her base and is using the earthquake PACs "grassroots" meme.
    http://us4palin.com/sarahpac-launches-2016-conservative-victory-fund/

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    1. Anonymous5:12 PM

      I responded with, : "Did Sarah Palin tell the truth about Bristol's wedding"? My comment was blocked at c4p. They can't handle the truth over there. That Theresa AK is a stunner, bwahahahaha, she looks like a man.

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  7. Anonymous3:10 PM

    Got so crowded in the car they off-loaded into the clown bus.
    Say, didn't I see $ara driving that one in 2008?

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  8. Anonymous3:11 PM

    His wife lived for many years with an ABORTION doctor. Once her college was paid for, she dumped him. Ricky boy got sloppy seconds, and thinks he got a prize!! THAT is how stupid he is. He missed his calling. Running for Pope would have suited him better. Most of the people in the clown car are there for the $$$$ and to sell their books.

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  9. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Speaking of creepy ... This guy's right up there with the Duggars. Somebiidy needs to investigate him.

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  10. Anonymous3:57 PM

    So his big plan for the USA is to turn it into a theocracy and outlaw contraception?

    I don't think so.
    I would also like to remind everyone that Ricky's wife had what is called atheaputic abortion ( they have in the past called it a late term miscarriage which it wasn't) meaning his own family benefitted from his wife CHOOSING to have a late term abortion for medical reasons( which I actually support but Ricky the Clown doesn't)

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  11. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Don't forget to google Santorum!

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  12. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Frothy mixture is nothing more than a messy fart in politics.

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  13. Anita Winecooler5:00 PM

    Anyone surprised by this announcement? Isn't there enough on the net to fill the Empire State Building with bullshit? Taking baby gabriel home to meet the family, his wife steuping and having abortions before she saw the light and went woman on dog and married him? and so on....... Oh, Ricky, Google your name, do it often. Eat your frothy mixture cold in the summer, warm in the winter and you'll do just fine. LMAO

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  14. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Didn't Ricky bring home the dead fetus from his wife's late term abortion to sleep with his family? Didn't his wife LIVE IN SIN with an abortion Doctor before marrying Santorum?

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    1. Anonymous5:47 PM

      Yes, yes, and yes. AND they made their young children 'bond' with the dead fetus as well. This is one sick family...soon we'll have to hear all about Bella again..by the way, Rick, since you have no job, just how are you paying her medical bills? Don't tell me the taxpayers are footing the bill?

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    2. Anonymous10:38 PM

      Yes, the hospital broke protocol and let them remove medical waste and bring home for their young children to hold.

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  15. Anonymous5:05 PM

    The GOP is going to have to charter a bus,

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    1. Anonymous5:46 PM

      I hear Sarah has one they can lease cheaply. They can even leave her picture plastered to it with the flags, the Bibles, and the guns.

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  16. Anonymous5:43 PM

    Why is he so obsessed with what goes on in other peoples bedrooms? Let me guess Ricky not much going on in yours.....
    Nothing says freedom like promoting the Bedroom Police! I say have all the sex you want with a consenting adult just use birth control please.

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  17. Anonymous6:26 PM

    "My name is Rick Santorum and I wanna be your ayatollah."

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  18. Anonymous4:57 AM

    Wonder if Josh Smuggar will be allowed to campaign for him.

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  19. AKinPA9:15 AM

    Don't forget: this charmer lost his re-election bid for the Senate in 2006 by 17(!) points in Pennsyltucky.

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  20. Contraception's a license to do things in a sexual realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be?

    I thought penis-in-vagina is how he thinks sex is supposed to be?

    Is he trying to tell us something here?

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