All kidding aside I thought Cletus gave some good tips on how to overreact to a noise in the middle of the night.
I mean personally I just stumble around the house stubbing my toes, cursing frequently, and wielding a plastic baseball bat. But then I'm a trained professional.
Of course perhaps Huckleberry has increased the possibility of home invasion by putting his name on products like this.
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Dakota is ugly. In more ways than the obvious!
ReplyDeleteHe really is. OMG, what a messed up guy.
DeleteHe's got a high voice like toad no wonder beefalo likes him
DeleteSuch a classy guy, what with the pipe and fuzzy robe. Very intel-leck-shul, don'tcha know? No wonder Sarah just luvs him! Got a sword in his hand though I suspect he's equally at home with his dick in his hand.
Delete""Remember slow is smooth, smooth is fast." WTF does that even mean?
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't he just get a good dog? Maybe live in a better neighborhood?
Scariest part of that video was him pointing the gun at the little kid in the chair.
I wonder if that was supposed to be in the video.
DeleteFrom Gryph's post:
DeleteHave Tripp use a 'paper' cup. 'Dixie' paper products are a Koch products, don't buy'em, please.
dowl
Better yet, use a diaper so there will be no unnecessary noises in the house to trigger this paranoid, gun freak.
DeleteThat's a serious felony, called assault with a deadly weapon. It's also a crime called child abuse.
DeleteGo, Dakota. Keep 'em comin', show the world how much you do not want a future either for yourself or for anyone around you.
Run, Bristol, run, while you and Tripp can still escape.
What;'s with the light on the gun?? Why not just turn on the lights...LOL
DeleteHope he doesn't drink while lounging in that getup--book and big sharp cutty object. Things could go horribly wrong if he had to get up in a hurry, while drunk in a loose fluffy robe, swinging a sword around.
ReplyDeleteThis really shows how all these "accidents" happen in the homes of these gun-toting morons. Unbelievable!
ReplyDeleteIs that a bowl hair cut?
ReplyDeleteYup.
DeleteLooks as if he has more hair.
Deletelouisianna bangs. old man blouses and relaxed fit mom jeans. Lumbersexual??
DeletePlease isis pay them a visit.
ReplyDeleteThey'll be lucky if it is just another one of Bristol's stalkers.
DeleteWhat a maroon.
ReplyDeleteEvery day, a Republican makes me ashamed of my country. Ignorance and love of violence and sacrificing the common good so that corporate overloads can flourish: That's the Republican way.
Boycott Koch owned Dixie products.
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Maroon is a color (dark red)
Delete"Moron" is the word you are looking for
6:36. Liz knows that. It's a well-known bugs bunny quote...."What a maroon."
DeletePlease see the urban dictionary, 6:36. :-)
Deletehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maroon
Geez 6:36, you must be young or high brow! Bugs Bunny always said,"What a maroon!" I am not Liz, but it is an expression my husband and I often use. Only on IM can you get such knowledge!
DeleteWhat ISIS Really Wants
ReplyDeleteThe Islamic State is no mere collection of psychopaths. It is a religious group with carefully considered beliefs, among them that it is a key agent of the coming apocalypse. Here’s what that means for its strategy—and for how to stop it.
http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2015/02/what-isis-really-wants/384980/
Wow, that is a really indepth article. I learned so much from it. If this pipsqueak thinks for a second he would stand a chance with a freakin' sword or even a gun, if ISIS came a callin'. he is sorely mistakenly and instantly dead. What a stupid idiot who is low in self esteem would taunt and goad this organization. They would make short business of him. He'd pee his pants with utter terror if he ever faced them, MOH or not, he's a bully and a coward, so full of himself and his faux patriotism, it's sickening.
DeleteHe is making money off the dead which is shameless and disgusting.
DeleteDidn't he rescued dead soldiers over his commander objection? Didn't 6 men lose their lives because of his rescue?
Game of Life, yes he did. Not only that, but he RECOMMENDED HIMSELF for the MOH. Ego, much? Lies, much?
DeleteOh lawd, he is full of himself. What decent moh receiver would hold a giant sign that shows he wants to sniper kill another innocent person (American citizen) because he didn't like what Moore said?
DeleteHe isn't a hero, he's a lucky bastard who bumbled his way out of a situation.
There are way more soldiers that deserved the medal. A real solider wouldn't make money off the dead and killing.
He isn't worthy to wear the medal.
Is it any surprise he hooked up with the Palins. This is all about getting attention, cashing in, and grifting. This fellow is a person of mediocre character.
ReplyDeleteNo question is a tiny dick kind of guy. But then Bristol is used to that with her pimp daddy Todd, isn't she?
DeleteI think that Daddy Todd taught Bristol and Willow and maybe even Track all that they know about sex. He seems sick and degenerate.
DeleteSeriously? He hears a glass break downstairs and his oldest son is down there, but his first thought is that someone broke in and he needs to go down with his loaded gun. And then when he sees the kid sitting on the couch in the dark, he doesn't put the gun down and go to the kid who is probably scared shitless from having the gun pointed at him. Tripp better ask for a plastic cup. I also noticed that he has a rather high voice just like Todd. They do say that women are attracted to men like their dad.
ReplyDeleteTiny dick syndrome.l
DeleteGod forbid that Tripp gets up in the middle of the night to raid the refrigerator, go to the toilet or, horrors, get in bed with Mommy because he is Mama's boy. Trigger-happy step-dad will think it's someone breaking into their house or ISIS coming to get him.
ReplyDelete"Slow is smooth, smooth is fast."
ReplyDeleteHe stole that from my beloved Phil Dunphy, that sick son of a bitch.
I have this new fangled invention in my home, electric lights. It makes it possible to move around without a flashlight at night.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he wearing a women's plush robe?
ReplyDeleteBecause he is plus sized.
DeleteFunny how you can see exactly how some young men are going to go to seed as they get older.
DeleteIm noticing a major uptick in the humor dept. on this great blog. Thanks for making me laugh. Thanks,Gryph.
Delete@anon 3:15pm
DeleteIt wasn't humor at all, I just asked why he was wearing women's robe instead of a men's one.
Maybe it makes his dangly bits tingle.
DeleteMom's robe feels good against his skin and the smell reminds him of apple pie. It's like his security blanket.
DeleteA PSA paid for by the NRA.
ReplyDeleteDakota is so gross. How does Bristol feel about having to go mining under his FUPA to find his little guy?
ReplyDeleteSome day, more than once, Bristol is going to have to choose between Dakota and Tripp. There will be upheavals of temper explosions, ego clashes, temper tantrums, child endangerment, and perhaps Bristol endangerment, to say the least. When she feels that Tripp is threatened, I think she will choose Tripp. When she feels that she is threatened, I think she will choose Bristol. At least, I hope so.
DeleteComments on the previous Sarah Palin thread say that Dakota and Bristol's engagement is off. OOOoh, how about a link or some more information? Does this have anything to do with Bristol taking her house of the market?
ReplyDelete12:57
DeleteWould like to see that as well. Gryph??
There is no way that Grandma Sarah will NOT let this union take place. The wedding must go on or SarahPAC loses dollars. She'll force both of them to the alter with an AR-15 if she has to. She made this happen and she will see it thru.
DeleteCome to think of it, the posted pic of them kissing looks forced.
DeleteThey are turning our military system into some kind of celebrity event. Pitiful.
the insufferable witch has turned our political system into a joke also. gop can't get it right.
I was going to suggest having a contest on how long this marriage will last. From the sound of it, maybe we won't need to.
DeleteI would love to join his book club!! I've been dying to find out just exactly where Spot runs to, and if hopefully Dick and Jane are waiting there. I have a feeling Dakota hasn't read ahead and thus won't spoil the surprise.
ReplyDelete"Plus, the book can also be... a hat!" -- Peter Griffin
Would that be 'Fat in a Hat'?
DeleteSorry, the books are just for target practice
DeleteMildred
Brilliant!
DeleteThat was my first thought too! This idiot has a book club??
DeleteHe must have thought that "club" in this case refers to a Flintstone-like bashing implement...
You know, if you can't reach your gun in time.
my oh my, what a prize Bristol is getting, eh?
ReplyDeleteAt least she never has to worry that he'll get a better offer..
He already had a better offer but she was too smart for him so she left him. He's finally found his mental equivalent in the special needs girl from Wasilla with poor impulse control and 4 pregnancies since 15.
Delete1:19 PM 4 pregnancies and 2 hidden babies. We only see Tripp and Trig. Kyla and Joey Jr. have been farmed out.
DeleteDixie cups = owned by Koch Industries.
ReplyDeleteSo can just anyone have their witticisms imprinted on tee shirts now, or just ignorant 'war heroes' with enough weapons to take out Wasilla?
ReplyDeleteYou will hear Dakota mention his mentors. The mentors are the old guys that hook these guys up in these crappy businesses.
DeleteBristol will be next with her line of cute lingerie for Mama Bears and Frontier women.
At the convention when Dakota was allegedly falling in love with Bristol last January.
https://www.facebook.com/mbest11x/photos/pb.307474162729591.-2207520000.1427380453./590742201069451/?type=3&theater
Mat Best MBest11x (he is a satirist)
https://www.facebook.com/mbest11x/photos/pb.307474162729591.-2207520000.1427670710./507367159406956/?type=3&theater
Her LLC is for government welfare. I don't think she has the whole government thing figured out yet.
Delete"What is NAICS 541820?
NAICS 541820 is used for firms that design and implement public relations campaigns. The campaigns are focused on promoting the image and interests of the government buyer. These services may include lobbying, political consulting, or public relations consulting.
This NAICS was previously represented by Standard Industrial Classification (SIC) code 8743, as it related to the following topics:
· Lobbying services
· Lobbyists' offices
· Political consulting services
· Public relations agencies
· Public relations consulting services
· Public relations services"
http://www.epipeline.com/mktng/nl-articles/feature_article030607.htm
Anybody that thinks this guy is marriage material is nuts.
ReplyDeleteHe should not be around small children.
Sad that Bristol and Tripp will be living with this guy.
He shouldnt be around small anythings.
DeleteExcept his own penis, that for sure is pretty small and he can't escape it, being that it lives under his gargantuan belly like a little white worm.
DeleteThat southern accent, dead eyes and lack of inflection in his voice makes me think that Trig has a mental leg up on this retard.
ReplyDeleteHe is not going for treatment.
DeleteThese guys never actually leave the war zone. They are given medication.
Dakota if you are living in your mother's house, make sure your relatives are wearing a pair if you are having sex with Bristol. Bristol is supposed to be a loud moaner according to Levi's family.
ReplyDeleteEveryday Uses for SureFire Hearing Protection with Dakota Meyer:
https://youtu.be/a1Vjudo1NmE
What an arrogant DICK!!
ReplyDeleteHe is as big as that couch. Bristol has settled for the Fat One this time.
ReplyDelete"Slow is smooth, smooth is fast."
ReplyDeleteDid Dakota see that printed on Bristol's panties?
After having 4 kids Bristol's vagina must be a smooth cavernous entry way that Dakota really can't even feel.
DeleteNow I get it, stalagmites, stalagtites, and stalaglooses. Poor little boy could get lost spelunking.
DeleteHahaha
DeleteHoly fucking shit and all that is holy, this cheesedick is completely fucking loony and paranoid that someone is after his useless self. Hey daddio, the fucking war is over for you. LET IT GO. Oh i forgot, sarah is going to make you millions, just pretend marry my daughter and you are home free. You cant be that stupid Duhkota. Man up marine, dont compromise your oath.
ReplyDeleteHey, dickhead, you're giving cheese a bad rep. LOL
DeleteGryphen your advice to Tripp would be to try and stay with dad as much as possible, and when staying with mom use the bathroom BEFORE bedtime, use only Dixie cups for late night drinks, and for God's sake stay low.
ReplyDeleteMy advice to Tripp is to make sure you wear shoes when you walk around the house. My friend who is a paranoid drunk takes his empty liquor bottles and breaks them up around the house so that when someone breaks into his house he can hear the glass breaking as the intruder steps on the glass.
We had a guy like this in our family years ago. He was an ex-marine and thrived on the neighborhood cop mentality. He was always hearing noises that caused him to go ninja, bouncing around the house and yard until the enemy stray cat/tree branch was outed. He also beat my sister from time to time. Everyone in the family saw this guy as a loser, except my sister, who is now a big old tea party Palin cult member. Some people never develop any sense!
ReplyDeleteI've never known any military people but it seems that they are of a certain type and exercise their military brainwashing even when becoming civilians again. So sad that so many are broken by this system.
Delete1:59 here. My dad was a WWII vet, saw a lot of combat and was a kind, loving man who refused to use a gun once he returned home. My son is career military a is nothing like these insecure, boogey man, gun nuts. I think it is some flaw that they possess that makes them have something to prove.
DeleteMy son, his wife , my nephew and my brother have all done tours in Afghanistan and Iraq .
DeleteThey are nothing like Dakota Meyer Palin.
While they are honored to have served, they do not flaunt and pimp their service like Meyer and his future mother in law.
They are now back working and living as regular citizens. They do not feel the need to remind others 24/ 7 of their military service like Palin and Company always does.
They do not own guns for security .
They left the guns behind when they completed their obligations and were honorably discharged from the military.
They now have this thing called a home security system instead .
No child will accidentally be shot at 2 am when getting a glass of water by ADT and Time Warner Intelligent Home .
I think I see how there could be a problem with lover boy here. He's as much of a camera-hound as his potential mawnlaw. There can't be two family goofusses on-screen all the time. Folks gotta choose--Mom? or Kentucky Cheese?
ReplyDeleteHe graduated first in his class from Oscar Pistorius Home Invasion Prevention University of College
ReplyDeleteLOL. OMG LOL. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Deletehahahahahahaha
DeleteWhat a little big man, seems a bit paranoid to me.
ReplyDeleteWho are all these folks breaking into his home? Heaven forbid he should live in the big city, with all those big, bad monsters trying to get in.
"Off Market"
ReplyDeletehttp://www.zillow.com/homedetails/313-W-Lake-View-Ave-Wasilla-AK-99654/74519436_zpid/
The house is ugly and waaaayyyy overpriced. bustol thought she could add 200k to the listed price just because she's a palin. HAHAHAHA
DeleteWhen will they learn?
Gah! What a hideous house. Bristol's taste is all in her mouth.
DeleteI wonder why Bristol took her house "Off Market"??
DeletePeople are suggesting it might have sold, but it doesn't show as a listing on MLS either. I believe a house wouldn't disappear from MLS until the actual closing. If it had changed hands already, that should be a matter of public record.
DeleteAgreed, 6:30 PM .
DeleteAlso too, if it was sold, wouldn't it have a "SOLD" sign and not an "OFF MARKET" ?
It wouldn't post as a 'sold' until escrow closes.
DeleteIt would say Sale Pending
DeleteThe "Medal of Honor" should not be able to be used in advertising. What a disgrace!
ReplyDeleteAnd where does this fear of being at home come from? The scariest things we've ever encountered were 1) a bat, 2) a bird and 3) a mouse. The bat and bird we were able to shoo out and the mouse was caught during the night in a cheese-loaded trap. At least the little fellow got to enjoy a final meal. We have become the most paranoid country in history: all of the apocalyptic movies and television shows and the gun mania. It's absolutely crazy!
Beaglemom
I totally agree. Complete lack of class. Perfect grifter personality.
DeleteHe says, "Make sure the gun is loaded." hahahaha He should know about using unloaded guns.
ReplyDeleteI would think he's a moving target with that very bright flashlight on his rifle.
Too bad he didn't check when he was in his truck.
DeleteThere are no words for this. Not one. Except for...awmahgawd!
ReplyDeleteWannabe lady and a wannabe intellectual. You two fucking idiots deserve each other. Will Sarah or Todd be delivering the eulogies?
ReplyDeletewhat kind of a mom puts herself first and intentionally puts her child in harms way???!?
ReplyDeleteIt could be bustol is hanging around them to take suspicion off of meyers and palin's little affair. They were mighty close in that insensitive poster showing Moore's name in crosshairs.
DeleteMeyers has to know about Rep. Giffords' plight and the palin incitement she definitely caused. This makes him more despicable and ugly.
Another tool added to the Palin Tool Box.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Sarah didn't do a very good job "vetting" a husband for Bristol....Karma!
ReplyDeleteWell, think about how Sarah better her own husband, Todd. How many emotionally balanced, intellectually normal, and truly marriage-eligible women would willingly marry Todd Palin? Why would her discernment for Bristol be better than her discernment for herself?
DeleteMy first impression was "Bwaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa", then I thought about it a little and figured it out. He had his medal of honor in his back pocket, sat down and it caused brain damage. NOW I see why Bristol finds him so attractive, he's one smart dude who doesn't know where the light switches are in his mom's house. I lost it at the "virtually no accidental shootings" and "overpenetration".
ReplyDeleteHey Dak, your bifocals are too strong, Overpenetration is the last of your concerns.
Can someone please remove Tripp to a safer environment? Please???
The Palins are getting Dakota to create a caricature of himself. He's captain defense, prepping families for some coming reign of terror.
ReplyDeleteThe guy should just stop selling himself like this. This isn't about honorable service in the military, it's serving profiteers and gun makers and security businesses. He's an actor, putting himself on the market to sell products and using his experience to make big companies rich. These rich companies don't care how guys and gals like Dakota got that experience, all they care about is making a profit.
How many veterans who have died or come home without limbs do what Meyer is doing? None, save the few like Chris Kyle and others, who profit and get rich from it. They don't have it in themselves to go that low. Did anyone
Did Dakota ever get asked why he was picked to get rich, while others just like him are in their graves or back home in rehab centers, or out in the street looking for work?
he cheapens the "honor" in MOH.
DeleteUsing a MOH for profit should be an offense. He should be stripped of the medal with lots of publicity so that no one else will be tempted to do the same.
DeleteBeaglemom
This guy doesn't sound too bright.
ReplyDeleteThe more I see of this guy, the more I wonder, what is his mom thinking when she sees these things? And, seeing these things, what is his real dad (not his adopted dad) thinking? My guess for both of them: "whew, we're not part of this story!"
ReplyDeleteand you sneak down the hall and shoot the older child coming out of the bathroom. brilliant.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you sneak around your own home in the dark with a flashlight strapped to your gun?
ReplyDeleteWhy not just turn on the fricking lights?
Exactly.
DeleteBut then we have dogs too.
M from MD
A lot of these types WANT to shoot someone. They get totally thrilled at the idea of "taking someone out" for stealing $50. I truly don't own anything I'd kill for.
DeleteNow, threaten my kids (human or furry), and fear my wrath.
He is enamored with his title of "hero" and feels he can do and say anything he wants.
ReplyDeletePartly that and partly because he has the backing of the Palin family who are using him to promote Sarah's nonsense about the "military heroes" which her son was and is not.
Yuk.
There is seriously something wrong with this person and it is only going to get worse.
Spot on. I'm just surprised the Marine brass hasn't stepped in to stop this embarrassment. After all, they create these fictional MOH recipients for a reason, and he's blowing their plan.
DeleteMaybe the military did step in and do something. Dakota is their PR department putting a good spin on the heroic work that the military does. Look at this guy, an all American Hero, and we need you to tell your Congressmen to appropriations in the next budget, more money for more operations based on the heroic work of this good man. Palin? Are you f------kidding me? She'll ruin out PR about Mr. All American Hero
Deletehe's living up to a false reality he's created in his head. egged on by bristol the dollar store barbie and her mother the whore of babble-on.
Deleteabsolutely right 5:05. dumb and dumber are in good company.
DeleteGun nuts are so fixated on the idea that someone is going to do a night-time home invasion on them. It's far more likely for someone to burglarize a home during the day when no one is home.
ReplyDeleteA home invasion is done when someone is home to rob.
DeleteOur home was broken into many years ago - when we were all out of the house. The burglars watched houses carefully and robbed when no one is home. Plenty of stuff was taken and it was a very distressful situation. Eventually the perpetrators were caught and the ring was broken up. The experience did not make us want to arm ourselves.
DeleteBeaglemom
My "spot on" was meant for 5:05. Sorry, need to get better about that delay.
ReplyDeleteGet this dude (dud) a cap and a mask. He's f*ckin' Capt'n Amerika.
ReplyDeleteWhen you say cap, I assume you mean cape. I, too, can see him putting on a red cape and then thinking he was impervious to any self-inflicted damage, just as a small toddler would do.
DeleteWhen people suffer early life traumas, they often get emotionally stuck at the age they were when the trauma occurred. DM's first major trauma did not occur on the battlefield, it occurred when he was deserted by his own mother. He has never deal with THAT issue.
How in the world could he ever deal with all the major additional issues of being a clearly illiterate and under-functioning male with deep insecurities and fear of desertion that are covered over with pretend heroism, jingoism, militarism, alcoholism, and false patriotism, and further complicated by the inability to listen to others or obey authority, PTSD, and traumatic brain injury that he suffered while in Afghanistan???
Talk about a multiple-mixed-up mess, an accident waiting to happen, this is it; and he is armed, to boot. I wonder how much of his complete loss of identity (i.e., 'I am no one without a gun in my hand') is related to an unacknowledged but very powerful and subconscious desire to get even with both of his biological parents????
...and as every criminal, insurgent or freedom fighter knows: shoot at the tactical flashlight coming at you in the night.
ReplyDeleteExactly. What purpose does the flashlight serve except to make yourself a can't-miss target?
DeleteThat bad feeling I have about this match? It just got a shade darker.
ReplyDeleteThis is not going to end well.
M from MD
I can see George Zimmerman doing the same sort of infomercial. If Sarah was ambitious, she'd have Georgie under contract just like she's got Dakota.
ReplyDeleteI'm tired of my neighbor's dog and kids walking through my yard.
ReplyDeleteDoes Dakota Meyer and SureFire sell razor bob wire for the suburban homes?
Just invite Dakota over for drinks and then say, "What is that? Did someone just break into my yard? Dakota, grab your shotgun and let's get them!"
DeleteDakota is classic post traumatic, my husband a Vietnam vet once heard a noise in the house, took his gun and yelled "Identify yourself" . It was his son. Dakota did not do this he was relying on a flashlight on a gun to identify "The target" this guy needs help big time.
ReplyDeleteBristol has no idea what she is getting into here, this guy loves guns, he gets PAID for promoting guns and he is not smart put the two together and you have a toxic mix.
Look at his instagram, Dakotameyer0317 he has a video of him shooting a gun and saying that basically there is nothing more fun. Sad that Sarah Palin and Bristol and now Dakota have to prove they have balls by shooting guns, any idiot can shoot that doe's not mean you are tough or brave.
He's a whore for sale for the NRA, fits right in with Mama dumb ass.
I cannot even imagine how hard that would be to live, 7:35 PM. My heart to you and I totally agree. Blessings to you.....
DeleteWhen a person's idea of 'nothing could be more fun' than to be an instrumentality of bloodshed, maiming, and death, you know that that person is spiritually far, far gone, and therefore emotionally and mentally uncorrectable.
DeleteThank you 7: 54!. My husband gave and did much more than Dakota Meyer and he got a bronze star, but Dakota never had to kill someone with his helmut, never saw his platoon wiped out except him and one other guy on patrol. I have a high standard for MOH recipients, sorry Duhkota doe's not impress me.Thank you.
DeleteIf I were only listening, not also viewing, I would think this is the TODD voice - it is oh so HIGH. Was he hunt "down there" in action?
ReplyDeleteThey do say that a girl likes to marry a guy just like her father.
DeleteDakota instead of you walking around the house in the dark with a loaded shotgun how about you and Bristol each guzzle down a bottle of Jack Daniels and run through your house naked blasting everything in sight?
ReplyDeleteJust wait until Tripp is off visiting his dad in Alaska.
DeleteDakota keep your distance from the house intruder, use a flame thrower instead of a shotgun.
ReplyDeleteYou want a real hero? try William Swenson. Medal Of Honor recipient who is a major in the army, still serves, never sought the limelight. Who ever heard of this guy? I looked up MOH recipients and there he was, a true hero not bought or sold by anyone.
ReplyDeleteLiving his life in true honorable fashion. I salute you William Swenson, I know your name even though you don't seek the publicity and Palin's are beneath you. You are what the silent and the brave are all about.. not the circus freaks.
So they pay this guy to film a commercial for that particular shotgun? Sure beats running a small construction company. Oh, well, the small construction company hires vets so it probably gets a tax break. And his video is about as exciting as watching the Sarah Palin Channel. What charm, what enthusiasm, what a scary way to live. What a voice.
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing wrong with a man patrolling his dark house every night with a loaded shotgun. The man wants to save money on his electric bill, that's why he leaves his lights off.
ReplyDeletePS Tripp, whatever you do, stay in your room and don't get up to go to the toilet. Whatever you do, never drop a glass. I'm locking you in for your own safety.
ReplyDeleteI am not a policeman. I am not a soldier. I don't own a gun, and I can see what's wrong with that picture. There IS a bad guy in the kitchen with a gun, and he DID knock over the glass that started all of us. Good move, Dakota. With your flashlight on, he can see you and you are a perfect target. He hears you coming and he saw the light long before you entered the area. It reflects off all of the walls. The break in, glass breaking guy is still in the corner, crouched low in the dark and he sees and hears you before you have any idea that he is there. And, he doesn't care if the his bullets go through wall into Tripp's bedroom. Guess what's going to happen.
ReplyDeleteThese people are just flat out annoying to anyone with a brain. One can hardly wait for the Good Friday post...."Jesus was crucified as I am." Enough already.
ReplyDeleteQuick story. 1985. Wasilla. Am living in a downstairs apartment (fourplex) with my 6-year old son. My brother calls me and asks me to bring over some dinner. We leave to do so. Next thing I know, everyone in the four-plex is desperately trying to call me.
ReplyDeleteWhy? Because the macho dick in the upstairs apartment from mine was cleaning his shotgun and it went off - blowing a six-inch hole in my kitchen ceiling and buckshot all over and through the walls.
My son and I would have been killed or seriously maimed if we were in our apartment at the time.
This happens ALL THE TIME in Alaska. Another quick case. Two teenagers in a trailer behind my then house in Wasilla were playing around with guns. Next thing I know, they're dead because the guns went off (they thought the guns were unloaded).
Worse case scenario: A father shot and killed his 4-year son because he thought the son was an intruder. The child was just trying to get into his parent's bedroom because he needed help going to the bathroom. Trying living with THAT Dakota.
Alaska is a deadly place to live. I had a weapon in the car (breaking down on the Parks Highway at night (between Anchorage and Palmer/Wasilla) was of great concern because many people (especially women) were getting raped and killed. However, my weapon of choice was securely locked up whenever I had my child with me.
Watching Dakota in that mess of an ad, clearly indicates that Tripp is in imminent danger around a trigger-happy stepfather. If Sarah wants her grandson around such a person, via an arranged marriage, she had better expect tragedy any day.
when I was three I was under grandmas kitchen table. all the family was hunters..they had just returned from hunting. their guns were in the back corner behind the table. i crawled over and pulled a trigger. there was a big hole in grandmas ceiling! I took every nra course offered. no excuse for open guns in the home. lock 'em up!
DeleteI have something that I use that keeps intruders from entering.A few years back someone tried to enter by prying open the back door(they thought we were not home because the car was not there). My home defense kit involves a hair trigger Chihuahua.He senses a cat on the front lawn in the dark from my bedroom,he had no trouble identifying an intruder and sounding an alarm that cause the criminal to stop dead in his tracks and attempt to leave.By the time he fell over our chain link fence,the call to 911 had produced 2 police cars.End of story.
ReplyDeleteDon't mess with a grandma and loaded Chihuahua.
Dakota is a creep. No wonder Bristol is not that into this ruse. She has been playing these games for Mama since she was young, so she will do anything. As always they do a pathetic job. The first shower photo is worse than what they did to Britta.
ReplyDeleteMost folks have a great time at showers and you can see it in the photos they take. Even the simple ones are more than a posed shot. The Palins fail again.
Shower
http://www.weddingchicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bridal_shower_ideas.jpg
Bridal Shower
http://www.socialmoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bride-bridal-shower.jpg
Woodsy Bridal Shower
http://www.herecomestheguide.com/images/articles/CSWSexploretheoutdoors.jpg
food
http://www.celebrationideasonline.com/images/darcybabyshowerfood.jpg
Shallow posed half ass effort Bristol bridal shower.
http://www.enjoygram.com/m/951906371594082537_1395504853
One of the saddest looking showers. Can the Palins top this?
https://lynnrockets.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/britta-hanson-track-palin-pregnant.jpg
there are Farrrr more home accidents with guns becuz of percieved home intruders than there are actual indtruders in the home.
ReplyDeletehe's to dumb to be electable. he will be hawking home security kits at tradeshows. yippee. she can be his eye candy.
ReplyDeleteOscar Pistorius without the good looks...
ReplyDeleteRemember in official statements concerning the autistic child tazered comments revealed Bristol was standing by watching? She did not intervene or call for help. Tripp is in serious danger.
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